why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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