I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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