I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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