vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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