i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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