I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Welp...herpes.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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