doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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