that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
All I want is dick and wine.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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