umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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