your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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