why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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