i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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