Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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