okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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