i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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