Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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