This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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