i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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