how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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