do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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