drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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