sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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