I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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