does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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