Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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