dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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