shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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