so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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