Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
