Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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