she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
well you can't waste a boner
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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