is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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