that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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