2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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