I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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