I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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