ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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