Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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