In America we eat man semen.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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