if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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