To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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