He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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