I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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