Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
50% drunk capacity currently
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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