physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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