im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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