Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
