he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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