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at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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