So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
love makes seman taste better
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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